I have a very distinct rp style
it’s called wrong
Be Nosy Ye Fuckers!
- ☝ - How tall are you?
- ✔ - Sexual Orientation
- ♨ - Do you Smoke?
- ☟ - Do you Drink?
- ♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
- ✖ - Age you get mistaken for
- ☆ - Have Tattoos?
- ★ - Want any tattoos?
- ☯ - Got any Piercings?
- ✌ - Want any piercings?
- ♧ - Best friend?
- ♥ - Do you like anyone?
- ♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
- ♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
- ☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
- ✍ - Story from your childhood.
- ☄ - I wish…
- ® - Favorite foods?
- ☀ - Story about your day.
- ♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
- ♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
- ☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
- ✏ - Random fact about yourself.
dirks inner monolgue is like “yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes”
i forgot to post this here
here have a 1:30 am alpha dave doodle
IT’S DONE! YES!
Okay so I put a bit more effort into this but that doesn’t matter. I hope you guys enjoy this. So much fun~
Gog it disturbs me to see you, Dualscar
Lookin so full of gloom
Every troll fears your name Dualscar
Even when getting more wounds.
There’s no pirate vicious and cruel like you
Your everyone’s worst way to die
Noone’s malicious and savvy as you
And it’s not very hard to see why
No one’s sick like Dualscar
Is a dick like Dualscar
No one ever in history’s a prick like Dualscar
For there’s no troll in waters as mighty
Devilish a damned debonaire
You can ask any Low, Mid, or Highblood
And they’ll tell you they would never fucking dare
No one’s hot like Dualscar
A sexpot like Dualscar
No one’s sent so many people to rot like Dualscar
As a seamen I guess I’m intimidatin’
Wow what a jerk that Dualscar!
Prepare to die
Prepare your ass
Dualscar’s just the best and the rest are all trash
No one kills like Dualscar
Is a thrill like Dualscar
In a war everyone is just krill to Dualscar
For there’s no troll as wicked and sexy
As you see I’ve got crosshairs to spare
Not a bit of him’s cuddly or gentle
Of course! And I am done they can’t sit anywhere!
No one rips like Dualscar
Has a tip like Dualscar
No one makes the lil’ wenches go drip like Dualscar
I’m especially good at exterminatin’!
Pants off for Dualscar!
When I was a grub I culled 4 dozen trolls
Every sundown so I could be feared
But now that I’m grown I cull 5 million trolls
So I’m worshipped and totally revered!
NO ONE’S IT LIKE DUALSCAR
IS THE SHIT LIKE DUALSCAR
THE DEVIL HIMSELF MADE HELL’S PIT FOR DUALSCAR
I USE LUSII IN ALL OF MY DECORATIN’!
WOW WHAT A DOUCHE
All voices by moi.
"Gaston" was written by Alan Menken and belongs to Disney.
(SPECIAL THANKS TO GARAGEBAND FOR SAVING MY ASS)
Carol. Carol..Carol…CAROLL..THE THING. LISTEN TOT HE THING
Two weeks ago we found this very cute and friendly puppy wandering around our apartment complex parking lot. She was very skinny and had fleas. We took her into our home gave her a bath and food. We have looked for her owner but no luck. After two weeks in our home our children have be come very attached to her. Unfortunately, my husband and I are a little strapped for cash. The dog is going to need new puppy shots, flea & tick control, heartworm pills, and eventually spayed. She also needs to have a new collar, leash, and bowls. Most of the things that we are using are from a previous dog that died several years ago. Most of the items are old and need to be replaced. We have a crate (from the previous dog) but she really needs the next size up for her to be completely comfortable inside it. We could really use some help paying for the initial expenses for the puppy. Any amount would help. If you could please reblog this post it would help us spread the word. Thank you so much.
~Heather & Dan
I want to thank everyone that has sent a donation. Yesterday we took Biscuit to the vet for the first time. She was able to get her 8 weeks shots. The vet estimates that Biscuit is only 11 weeks old. Which means that she was only 7 weeks when we found her. I have to assume on how skinny she was and the fleas that she had that she had been missing for almost a week. It is just so sad. We will have to got back in 4 weeks for her next set of shots. I want to thank everyone that has reblogged my post on Tumblr, posted a link on facebook, or sent an email about our page. You have helped get the word out.
Heather & Biscuit
These guys have only raised 55$ so far, let’s signal boost the crap outta this to help them out!
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